The Awesomest News You've Heard Today

Original lost cut of Metropolis premiering soon.

Oooooh!

For the Passionate Autograph Hunter

Brilliant!

Dis Dat Coo Shit

Fuck, these are awesome!

via kanyeblog

Lil Weezy Gets A Year

Lil Wayne's going to prison for a year, as he pled to a gun charge in NY.

Kitty Cake

Oh man I wanna make this so bad.

Olafur Eliason

Eliason is an artist that did a waterfall installation in New York.

The Southern Mothers bust out some rhymes to the "A Milli" beat.

That is all you need to know.

White House calls Bullshit

“We simply decided to stop abiding by the fiction ... that Fox is a traditional news organization.”

From Ye Olde MeFi.

...you're cool...

Brilliant!

This is Really Creepy

This is sooo fucking creepy. Maybe I'm just overly creeped out by police sketch art. It's just so sinister to me.


Update: Seriously, my eyes are watering from the creepiness. I just gagged a little bit.

Curb Your Anger Over Opening Packages

A Special Message To Larry David from Millie Garfield.

Sweet Horror Photo Blog

The Joshua Hoffline Horror Blog. Awesome pics and behinds the scenes of the setups.

His Soul is Still Dancing

John Rocker: Misunderstood Genuis?

“Well,” he said, “you know all those dudes who dress as characters—Mickey and Goofy and Donald?”

“Sure. Of course.”

“Well, they’re all fucking faggots. Gay faggots.”

Jeff Pearlman revisits the article that brought John Rocker down.

nerdgasm

Takashi Miike's Audition gets the 10 yr anniversary treatment. It's about time.

The Ducks In The Bathroom

Quite possibly the best way to get your landlord off your back.

Garbage Fuckers

More here about Harmony Korine's Trash Humpers.

Another Awesome Movie Poster

from MyModernMet.com

Redneck Baby Names

Oh my jesus I could browse this site for a hundred hours!

Thanks, Megan K!

Holy Shitballs This Looks Awesome!

Afterschool.

Crushin on Pomplamoose

Pomplamoose is all over some internets today with their wonderfully inspired cover of Single Ladies. If you haven't seen or heard these dudes, you should start seeing or hearing them.

Right. Now. Bitches.

Must Collect Parental Photos

I have to submit something to this. My Parents Were Awesome!

This is Worse Than 9/11

The Xbox 360 has a71% failure rate? Holy bejebus! This is higher than the previously predicted 54% failure rate. That's a lot of failing, Xbox. Get yo shit together, fool!

Prevent Assault!

By following these ten simple steps, you can be sure to never commit sexual assault again (list by No, Not You).

Trash Humpers

Harmony Korine's new movie, Trash Humpers, is already getting stellar reviews. I can't wait! He's calling it a "VHS Horror Movie." Yum!

Leave Kanye Alone

"I won't go so far as to suggest that everyone was flipped out that this angelic little white girl (and she is super-cute) was accosted by a probably drunk—and definitely crazy—older black man. I'll keep that thought to myself, but I'll keep thinking it."

Choire Sicha weighs in on the whole thing.

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